Sorry the post is a little late today. So the main witticism that comes to mind from the past week or so is from a few days ago:

Recently my mother and her (ugh) boytoy have been remodeling their room and have gotten the shower installed just recently. However the neighbor came over in the evening hours to let us know that the tinted glassthat the shower window is made of is not Boytoy pens-proofed. Therefore immediately after his departure I immediately ran upstairs into the bedroom and said

Hey, Dude the neighbors say stop pressing your dick against the window.

His reply


The Whitmeister strikes again!