So, I’m folding laundry, and hold up a pair of boy-sized boxer briefs. My son eschews underpants, and the only reason he’s ever worn them is for costuming purposes. These particular undies were from two summers ago, when he did a show, and needed to change in the dressing room. How they got into the laundry, I have no idea. They probably fell off of his shelf into the dirty basket below.
I ask if he thinks he’s outgrown them, and if I should get rid of them. His answer:
I don’t think my loins have grown much in the last year…