Author: Ben

  • Rebekah And The “Microphone”

    Rebekah, a friend of the family, had stayed over. Whit was kind enough to give up his bed to her for the duration.

    One morning Whit came down to breakfast with a question:

    “Rebekah, why do you have a microphone in my bed?”

  • Finally! A forum for shit Whit says.

    I could fill pages with Whit’s musings. I’ll start with a short one:

    His mom and I were canoodling in the kitchen. Making small talk, being a bit juicy, I suppose. Whit walks by and says,

    “Will you two please stop talking earnestly? It’s making me uncomfortable.”